Oh dear. So that's what you were doing all these years....BSing and goofing off (like I didn't know, how else did I get the way I am)!
Man pops, you missed the boat somewhere. You could have been like......ummmm.....something. Let me think...ummm...the dad of social networks! Where's my mansion!?! Wait a minute....no mansion? DANG IT! Well as long as it continues to be fun and the peeps you hang with are cool, that's all that matters (so you peeps stay cool and treat my pops good).
PS...if you haven't figured it out, this is Phil's (youngest and brattiest) daughter. The reason he now rides with a headlight! Yeah I ride with a headlight too (a 250x) but I actually use mine in the desert! See, I am a brat....blame him. I can hear it now, "Smart ass kid!" HA!